GIRLS — if you hit, slap, belittle, kick, punch, choke, throw things at, or control your boyfriends, you are the abuser. You are not a “strong woman”, “empowered”, or anything similar. You are hurting him. Even if his muscles are strong enough to take it, a hit or slap from someone you love is an emotional blow.
Written by a girl who’d never hit a guy.
5k notes, wow good job tumblr
"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."
Eating food in video games.
three lasts time i saw this i thought it was “[F] eat people”, now i just realized it was “apple”, something’s really wrong with me.
WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD
SO I BUSTED OUT ONE OF MY LAST CANS OF TAB LIKE A OLD MAN WOULD A OLD BOTTLE OF WHISKEY TO CELEBRATE THE NEWS
BUT AFTER I ONLY TAKE A FEW SIPS I NOTICE A SPIDER ON MY WALL AND I DECIDE TO BE NICE AND TAKE A PIECE OF PAPER AND WAS PLANNING ON CALMLY TAKING IT OUTSIDE BUT THIS 8 LEGGED ASSHOLE
JUMPS INTO MY CAN AND DROWNS
SO NOT ONLY IS MY DRINK RUINED BUT NOW I FEEL LIKE THIS IS HORRIBLE COSMIC FORESHADOWING
AND I DONT KNOW WHICH IS WORSE
IT’S A SIGN FROM GOD
ARANEA FALLS IN THE LAVA AND DIES
This is kinda late but I love this bandwagon so I joined in
Leon Kuwata - smoothierox (that me)
Sayaka Maizono - craigifer
mY FACE THO
Reblog and i will follow every Homestuck that reblogs this. the time has come.
Seven Deadly Sins of public transport
please read the ads in the background please
finally someone has lust be the person lusting, not the one being lusted after.
Twirque de soleil
this should be printed out on public transport everywhere
I can confirm all of these as being true
Thanks for 2,200 subs!! have a sad looking dave (i never did one for 2000 woops)
Some (transparent) splintered Striders, for splinteredstriders. Because everything on their list is awesome, and because there just ain’t enough Davesprite, Brobot and Lil Hal floating around at the moment.
whenever you refresh your dashboard and no one is posting: